Minor Detail #9

Aren’t the Listography books nice to collect? Perfect for people who love to… uh, make lists? When I clicked on Love Listography, I was directed to the sample page in the book where you’re supposed to list down reasons why you wouldn’t date yourself. Which got me thinking, hey! I’ve never been on a date.


Actually that’s not quite true. I did spend one February 14 with someone. It wasn’t romantic or anything but, for all intents and purposes, sure it was a date.

But that Listography list is thought-provoking: why indeed would I not want to date myself? Let’s run down the reasons:

  • No matter how much I deny it, I’m extremely picky with food. It doesn’t help that I’m a pesco-vegetarian. Good luck on finding a nearby place that serves filling food for this choosy eater.
  • I’m a poor conversationalist. I’m the kind of person who responds with, same old same old, when asked what’s up? (Even though much change has definitely taken place.)
  • I’m still learning how to drive. Bawas pogi points kapag commute lang.
  • And if I did know how to drive, I probably wouldn’t let you choose the music.
  • I secretly nitpick.
  • I’m a poor pitcher. I can’t guarantee I can win that teddy bear for you.
  • I’m scared of heights and, therefore, ferris wheels. (Though it turned out positive for Ryan in The OC HAHA.)
  • I still live with my parents, which means I can’t ask, your place or mine? Y’know, for coffee or tea.
  • I’m all for the great indoors. What stargazing sh*t?
  • Honestly, I’m a bore.

And to be fair: why would I want to date myself?

  • I don’t have many friends, which means chances are slim that I’ll be receiving calls or answering texts.
  • And even if I did have friends, I would turn my phone off so all communication would be between only the two of us.
  • I have GPS. Which means we won’t get lost, except in each other HAHA.
  • I’m a poor conversationalist. But I’m a good listener!
  • I’m picky with food. But if you like street food, I can show you where to find the best fish balls.
  • I’m still learning how to drive. Which means I can walk you home, and not just to your door. (Goodnight kiss optional.)
  • My playlists are flawlessly organized — if I do allow you to pick your tune.
  • Lastly, it must be mentioned, I’m good with dates.